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Tea
Jasmine the dragon has the power to turn the most unpleasant person into a fine diplomat *. The purest refinement you can find, that will let no one blanked, believe me. * According to some fuzzy studies.
Your feel like your life is unbalanced? Try drinking this sweet nectar expertly balanced. Sleep a little, then ask yourself again how you feel.
Did you know that carrots have been used in cakes since the Middle Ages?! Drop this tasty tidbit at your New Year's Eve party to show how knowledgeable you are.
Your focus is drifting towards the fridge? A cup of Forêt enchantée will keep you focused on tha task at hand. Like finishing your book / homework / reports / house clean up.
If you don't have a car to sing with the windows down, try it while running really fast.
Undoubtedly, this tea is perfect for reading in a hammock, playing Marco Polo at the pool, eating your twelfth corn or even an unlikely combination of these three activities.
Super powers? I agree, but do not try to fly. It's just an herbal tea after all.
For optimal results, drink as a latte. For a suboptimal result, add anchovy paste.
If you want to do a naked snow bath, you're going to catch a cold anyway.