Tea
For optimal results, drink as a latte. For a suboptimal result, add anchovy paste.
American Pie, Dumb and Dumber, The Hangover ; all these movies become deep, complex and refined when accompanied by this tea.
Please. Do not add NesQuick Strawberry chocolate to your latte.
Undoubtedly, this tea is perfect for reading in a hammock, playing Marco Polo at the pool, eating your twelfth corn or even an unlikely combination of these three activities.
It’s a great match with the “Les feuilles mortes de Jacques Prévert” poem or the “La chanson de Prévert de Serge Gainsbourg” song. But, you know, with a Bruce Willis action flick...it's still good!
Great after a hockey-chips-cola or beer-wine-cocktail party.
Since it does not contain a lot of caffeine, it’s a perfect tea for an evening beverage. After that, you can do whatever you want!
Enjoy HO HO HO! by the living room fire place. I f you don’t have a fire palce, YouTube can offer a solid imitation.
Jasmine the dragon has the power to turn the most unpleasant person into a fine diplomat *. The purest refinement you can find, that will let no one blanked, believe me. * According to some fuzzy studies.
Your deadline is tomorrow morning? Don’t cry, Chaï Orangé will support you until sunrise.
After eating four or five boars, drink a Lemonized rooibos to help digestion. For the sweet seeker, this infusion is also a great match with dessert …