Tea

Drink a liquid to retain less water? It's possible. Trust us.

For optimal results, drink as a latte. For a suboptimal result, add anchovy paste.

Please. Do not add NesQuick Strawberry chocolate to your latte.

Trying to be authentic during your next tasting, Oishi desu! means: " it's delicious ! " in Japanese. Or is it " Where are the restrooms ? " My Japanese is bit rusty.

A great classic! It’ll make you feel as if you’re a part of the “English aristocratic society” : it's time to eat crumpets for lunch and wear your nicest hat.

For an optimal experience, add sugar and milk. Waggle your hips on furious Indian music. And, it’s on.

Your focus is drifting towards the fridge? A cup of Forêt enchantée will keep you focused on tha task at hand. Like finishing your book / homework / reports / house clean up.

Has one of your friends just learned a bad news? Comfort him/her with this tea “infused” with good humor. If it does not work, try whisky instead.

Do you find that people around you are getting a little too serious? Serve them this rooibos to make them jump into puddles.

Enjoy it in iced tea version laying down on the beach. If you don’t have a beach nearby, we're very sorry for you.

Perfect for relaxing, unwinding, and impressing your guests with a classier herbal tea than you.

In April, weather can be capricious, so don’t take off your warm clothes... oh darn, do what you want!