Tea

Whisk firmly, but stay calm. No one wants green on their walls.

Enjoy an afternoon Earl Gray with your beautiful British accent and small cucumber sandwiches.

Jasmine the dragon has the power to turn the most unpleasant person into a fine diplomat *. The purest refinement you can find, that will let no one blanked, believe me. * According to some fuzzy studies.

For optimal results, drink as a latte. For a suboptimal result, add anchovy paste.

If you want to do a naked snow bath, you're going to catch a cold anyway.

Please. Do not add NesQuick Strawberry chocolate to your latte.

Trying to be authentic during your next tasting, Oishi desu! means: " it's delicious ! " in Japanese. Or is it " Where are the restrooms ? " My Japanese is bit rusty.

Undoubtedly, this tea is perfect for reading in a hammock, playing Marco Polo at the pool, eating your twelfth corn or even an unlikely combination of these three activities.

Super powers? I agree, but do not try to fly. It's just an herbal tea after all.

Full of subtlety, this tea is loved unilaterally. Even your aunt Anita will be conquered.

By the way, did you know that the Mouk-Mouk Islands also exist in Abitibi P.Q.? A destination much more economical, although a little less exotic ....

Has one of your friends just learned a bad news? Comfort him/her with this tea “infused” with good humor. If it does not work, try whisky instead.